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It should be illegal for there to be this little car racing on a weekend

They are inventing new kinds of odyssey discourse over on Instagram

It’s “easily acquire a lemon larger than a baseball by walking around the block” season in California

Fizban update: he just made a noise that sounded like a cartoon chicken

“An Indy 500 race”

“It’s feminism when I tell a woman that she’s not allowed to criticize another woman” is a weird hill to die on but this is bluesky, the website of dying on weird hills

It’s his birthday btw tell him happy birthday

I love a lot of things about Fred, but the fact that he doesn’t like eggs so I always get his ramen egg is definitely up there

Me personally, I do not care for the wildfire smoke

No no no no no no no no no no no

Why must the animals wage war on each other first thing in the morning

I wish I was interested in seeing Hadestown. I love Greek mythology. I love musicals. But I hate that weak-willed twerp Orpheus

Okay but it depends on if I am running the air purifier, the window unit, the fan, the humidifier or any combo of those

“Everyone is 12” also applies to bluesky, it’s just the type of 12 year old who tattles and is a teachers pet

This is not a website of mature people

I wondered how far we would get into the summer before I opened the window to try to cool down the house and got a big honk of wildfire smoke

I Survived It: a tale of one woman trying to book a vet appointment, reschedule a dinner reservation, and locate a sandwich shop all the same time

What if I just wasn’t online

I don’t love when I’m busy and stressed but the part where I log on, read one post, and think “actually I don’t have time for this” is pretty nice