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Guys I know that fruit’s forbidden but consider that I really *really* want it

Why do jockstraps gotta look super cool and comfortable and come in nice colors and then have some branding on the strap like PIG SLUT and now the product is not for me. Not to disparage PIG SLUTs or anything, I just wish I got cool jockstraps too

Feels like at night anything seems possible or I have deep dread for the future; and I’d love to have that feeling during the day when I could do something with it and am not too tired or overwhelmed to act. Everyone else sure makes orcing about look easy :V

Very grateful for bisexuals repopulating the planet after all the straights die out

Watching a movie and wanted to look something up about the antagonist during the movie but I didn’t remember the antagonist’s name so I googled “[movie] antagonist” and it showed a different character I did not yet know was Evil 😬