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Finally the first ever evidence that you are NOT a Seahawks fan

Any particular reason to believe it's from the sport entirely rather than from the national team?

No, no, that's the LA Galaxy (Inter Miami is the Dodgers)

You don't have to Get Got by AI Posting

That pales in comparison to my strategy, Abolish Time

They can afford an NFL team, so no, but they're a not close to the worst case scenario(s), so yes

I can confirm I'm a baby and I love applesauce

I guess it's a mildly interesting question as to whether someone should be able to be an MLS All Star based on their MLS performance if they technically leave the league. It seems like theoretically they should even if they skip the game

Even if you care about World Cup status, Matt Turner has had a much better season than Freese or whatever. These guys are not even top 10 GKs this season I think. But then, he also picked Ashley Westwood, so what can you do

They will always be the Florida Marlins to me, I don't care what they say

You laugh now but wait until the India v China final in 2030

This is what FIFA wants to take way from us with the 2 year World Cup cycle proposal

It's what random people who tune in for only the World Cup see, the guy they're told is The Guy not really doing anything and then playing horribly in the knockout loss. I think they need to be free of the misconception that he's that kind of individual driving force

He has 1 goal for the USMNT since 2024, probably more than that

If one expects him to be the American version of Messi or Mbappe or Kane (obviously unrealistic, but the way he is marketed to non-soccer watchers in America), it will inevitably disappoint. He's just a normal good attacker

He is good but the expectation that he's the Star Player are misguided. He's just a good player, he isn't the automatic build-around centerpiece at this point. And today, unfortunately, he was awful (like many)

What's the legal theory for hoping for whatever outcome maximizes the amount of god awful discourse in order to feed the hunger of my broken soul

I feel so empowered. It's great to read so many bad opinions about something that just doesn't matter, for once! I feel free!

*for the past 100 years

Don't worry, I've asked Robert Mueller to review this matter