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T-shirt says “Zyn is not a sin.”

T-shirt says “WHO IS LADIES MAN 217?!”

I bring the Pimped-out Swole Emo Himbo Gangsta vibe. That’s just what happens.

which ttrpg is claiming the month this time? i can never keep up with these things.

There were only 3 Pinocchio movies this year. One of the slowest years for Pinocchio pictures in quite a while. It is a recession indicator???

This one FUCKS. A must have.

T-shirt says “poop is stored in the but cheeks”

T-shirt says “Why the fuck is there a lady selling 3d printed shit at the farmers market.”

T-shirt says “I’m so high from not sleeping.”

Loot drop after defeating me: -Glock 43x -biker wallet with chain, 683 dollars and a card for a free regular sub at Jersey Mikes -big sunglasses -“GOD’S FAVORITE” camo hat -keys to a FORD -iPhone 17 pro -iPhone 12 -peppermint Zyn 6mg -guitar pick -Apple EarPods with the USB-C cord, tangled as hell

T-shirt says “Never sweat the petty stuff, always pet the sweaty stuff.”

My take on Evil Dead Burn: Like watching a guy try to light a fire with wet matches. It almost worked. 2.5/5

T-shirt says “I’m a big fan of laying down.”

T-shirt says “We getting Papa John’s and Wingstop for dinner tonight” on the front and “#LuisianaVoodooFries” on the back.

T-shirt says “Sadly many of G4 TV’s original shows that were smaller are almost completely lost media now.”

T-shirt says “I do not think I will end up in hell”

T-shirt says “It look fun but it ain’t”

Everyone’s still yapping about that movie Obsession like it’s brand new shit. I been bumping the 18 Visions CD since 2004. I had the soundtrack the whole time.

Every time the rooms back, take a drink.

T-shirt says “hot girls have grandma hobbies”