BREAKING: Senator Mitch McConnell has made a full recovery after tests revealed he was only suffering from low-T. Doctors contacted Pete Hegseth to remedy the situation and the Senator was discharged from the hospital eager to return to the Senate.
BREAKING: The White Trash House circus is on full display as clown cars & motorcycles jump across the peoples lawn in preparation for President Pedo the clowns birthday. A patriotic sight sure to fill every American w/ pride knowing the world isn’t laughing at us anymore.
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus Christ defeats the Antichrist effortlessly at his Second Coming, specifically at the Battle of Armageddon. The victory occurs when Jesus destroys the "lawless one" and casts him into the lake of fire.
