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One of my customers is trying to put $213k+ on a credit card. We are four cards in and each of them have declined. Wheeeee!

Happy 6th birthday and happy anniversary of being surgically removed from your cat mom, Ringo!

The funny thing about this new statement about Portland being difficult to entice players to come to is the list of the places the Blazers possible could move to. Look at that list and tell me anyone is dying to go play and live in those cities.

I hope the Blazers leave just to spite this tool.

It has only taken me the better part of four years, but I have finally befriended my neighbor’s super skittish, mostly outdoor cat!

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Some dude just came and did the police pound on the door multiple times because he wanted to know if I needed my Japanese maples trimmed. My gawd, dude, no.

If you are ever in SLC, this is an important stop. Thank goodness T-Bird made it back home safely www.sltrib.com/news/2026/07...

Lost and found: SLC religious sanctuary’s peacock returned home safeThe peacock, who was hatched at the Church of Summum, was found a few blocks away from the area after a week at large.www.sltrib.com

You never see a police calendar with officers and adoptable puppies because every time they try to do one, at least one of the puppies gets shot.

Do you think Bryan is measuring the clone baby’s dick at night like he did to his other kid?

Assistant, I have found you didn't alert me to things on project A. I have now sent a bunch of emails to fix it while you were a "long lunch." Please check project B for the same issues. "I sent you an email about project A" So you did a bunch of work I already told you that I did and you didn't

@trustedreveler.bsky.social Look at this craziness www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/...

The parasite has made it to the PNW. I ate a salad at a restaurant last week.

Whoever decided Unsolved Mysteries should also feel sinister and scary was a genius. Too many true crime accounts now who focus on unsolved cases do too much giggling and joking about it.

Patting Lindsay Graham’s casket as he walks by is so Trump. Remember when he gave out Lindsay’s personal number at a rally?