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I hate when something is invisible to the touch.

Pleading the 5th at a dentist appointment

I like to show up to the meeting already bleeding to set the right expectations.

Total DDoS attack of the heart

Imagine a system where all factions' strategies are mutually conflicting and equally ineffective.

Office chair collapses during Zoom meeting, hilarity ensues.

Please don't speak to me until I've had my eight hours of morning quiet.

Drove barefoot for five minutes, and now I really need a beach vacation.

When did we as a society decide to just put up with comprehensive and exponentially enshittifying bullshit forever

When the ponytail comes to the fore, it's on

Who doesn't love a good logistics movie

You ever look at a person and realize uh oh

Allow the web browser to "find devices on local network?" No. What are you even thinking

Correcting myself before I eject myself

Realizing I could be a total fuckup for 20 more years and then very plausibly run for President.

I think LLMs are making me more autistic.

I see we've entered the staycation part of summer.

I assume a new follower is AI

What I wasn't prepared for when starting a business was talking about real things that are happening right now and still feeling like you're bullshitting.

I suppose it had to happen, but I got asked out.