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jku rolling out of bed and within 5 minutes i start to hear tree cutting noises in OSRS god he’s so cute

I HAVE TO DO MY OWN BATTERY REPLACEMENT TODAY FUCK MY MECHANIC GIRL LIFE

i jumped my car today so i guess you could say i’m something of a mechanic

administering my most effective cure since jku caught a cold an ice cream bubble waffle so he feels better

I just think the ideal paw job should be an awful experience for the micro you give it to, is that so wrong?? Maybe they’re cuter with a shattered pelvis??

yakitori spot killed it 🫠 more manhattan food adventures w/ @jkualien.bsky.social @speckled-doge.bsky.social @beherit.bsky.social

*wistful sigh* Giving micros normal-people sized amounts of drugs just so they can experience horrible ego death while getting kneaded underfoot..