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why'd they name it fanny pack when ab-bag was right there

A quick little lullaby to say good night. Was a sad day but there’s happy days ahead so rest up.

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Everyone has that one friend that knows the legal blade size in every state

David Lee Roth and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Hit dog hollerin

sex creep alert

I think it might be time soon for a fire night meetup for any Portlanders that want to meet

I absolutely and unambiguously oppose drug testing as a part of the hiring process and I will defend this position long after the point that I sound insane to a normal person

in order to preserve the union, some states (idaho) will need to be reverted to feudalism for at least two hundred years

British coworkers are always like “stop making fun of my accent or I’ll tell haych r”

🎶Psycho runner Qu'est-ce que c'est Run run run run run run run Better run run run run run run all day🎵

Johnny Silverhand: V, it is absolutely essential that you watch this flashback to learn how hard I laid pipe. Look at me going, I was the fucking best that ever did it.

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I barely know what to say. We met years ago on the old site and he was so cool. Always had something funny to say, always stuck up for people, always willing to fight a good fight. I'm gonna miss him so much. Rest in peace buddy