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Remember when they announced a new Mass Effect game like a thousand years ago lol

Cinnamon Life >>> Life (the cereal and the biological imperative)

Michael Tracey picking fights under an alt that kept insisting it was an impartial third party but would get incandescently mad when people called him a smelly virgin. Classic stuff.

Just got an ad for Adobe Acrobat that was a woman saying her lawyer ex-boyfriend sent her a ten page PDF to break up with her, which she used Adobe AI to summarize. That classic, relatable application of technology we all know and love.

Talked to Scott and Jon from Kowloon Walled City and we all agreed that PJ Harvey is the best to ever do it rss.com/podcasts/gho....

Ah, this gorgeous cover is doubly sad now. Great.

Farewell TransmissionYouTube video by Glen Hansard - Topicyoutu.be

Congrats to the Padres on making the Rockies bot melt down

Letterboxd needs an I Was High When I Watched This toggle for added context so I'm not confused when I look back at old reviews. I didn't actually enjoy Everything Everywhere All At Once that much.

That thing when a friend inadvertently ends up with an animal they're trying to find a home for and you're like "that animal is staying put, it already found its home" and you're right. Always a good time.

Median voter: a guy raised in a Nazi household who says getting kicked in the head for a living cured his racism but can't go a month without dropping a slur on mic

Been trying to win over the neighborhood cat who hangs out in my backyard with my naturally chill demeanor, we're getting into the "doesn't freak out when he sees me" zone. Progress.

Pedantic but important correction: he said "chunkier," which implies he thought of Reese Witherspoon as chunky

Shout out to my old coworker whose latest venture was a series of AI-powered biblical stories that he gave up on after five posts

"If everyone thinks I suck I must be doing something right" says Reddit governor

All my life people have been telling me I'll never get interviewed by New Noise magazine. Who's laughing now. newnoisemagazine.com/interviews/i...

Interview: Ghost Canyon Crew Talks Upcoming FestGhost Canyon Fest is this August. New Noise recently had a chance to talk to the crew about the upcoming event.newnoisemagazine.com

Untapped market: jaunty hold music that actually loops in a way that doesn't make me want to die

Satisfying to skim through if you want to see some diehards coming to the realization that Musk might be full of shit while also convincing themselves that Tesla owes them refunds for a feature they paid for years ago

"Argumentative jerk who isn't even good at arguing" remains one of the worst and yet most abundant types of guy around

Fulfilling my most important husbandly duty (explaining the difference between flails, maces and morningstars to my wife)