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I guess I can check "boundary dispute" off my "Homeowner bingo" card. Sigh. Completely unnecessary too

I've got an Audible credit. What should I use it on?

If I were 7'2" and a sick athlete, I'd have played in the NBA. So close

I'm visibly angry on their behalf. People's lives/careers depend on this. We force them through this chokepoints, and then we're just not prepared to even test them? The fuck? It's not like this is the first time they've had to administer this exam.

Why not ask for a unicorn too? Look, having reach goals is fine but this is just unadulterated fantasy

You'll never guess (ok maybe you will) what action she is comparing to "the Netanyahu approach to urban planning"

Ok, we got 3 stars on one shoulder and 4 on another, and his first name on his name tape, and I'm not going to touch the cross on the tie. The beard and hair just make a mockery of the rules. So I can't even reach the ideological absurdity of Him wiping countries off the map.

If we're talking about movies that will never be made, but should, "or I'll Dress You in Mourning," the story of the bullfightee El Cordobes would ve phenomenal. The only real catch is his whole arc of wanting to become a famous bullfighter would not translate well for a broad audience.

At the Dayton Celtic Festival. Pretty good time. The soap stand sold an "Air Force" one that was called "AFI 36-2903." Clever, but I don't really want to smell like the Air Force, whatever that would mean

One nice thing about not having my phone at work is "missing" the daily discourse. I understand a lot of people were very angry regarding a hypo about $50k/$1 million? For some reason. Sure. Sounds right and normal

My wife wasn't happy with the lighting in our dining room, so I switched the bulbs out, white for yellow. Seemed fine. Today, turning on the lights did nothing. Fan still worked and no breakers tripped. So I put the old bulbs in. Nothing. Still no light. Any ideas?

Former colleague of mine appears to have lost his mind. Very sad to see.

Calmly repeating my mantra: I will not become negatively polarized on issues I otherwise support solely because a bunch of Bluesky posters who support the same issue do so for unhinged reasons completely divorced from fact and logic Ok it's a bit of a mouthful for a mantra, I'll admit

Woohoo!

ABSOLUTE CHIMNEY ONE MORE TIME

After a tough loss, you'll often hear "[losing team] has nothing to be ashamed of." That won't be said of Argentina today

Come on, just give them the goal. This farce needs to end