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I did something similar a few years ago

Putting salt in front of my bed to scare away the monster who lives under it

Sick seven

dude a fun fact just knocked my socks off

Poop

I learned how to speak spanish thanks to the NPCs from Resident Evil 4 saying the same 10 things every time

See now you're being mean to him

No worries, in two days I'm going on a holiday to Calabria and I'll stay in a house by the beach and I'll have plenty of opportunities to tell him all of that to his face if I meet him

I bee, you bee, he/she/it bees, we bee, you bee, they bee

Only if someone who's hot kisses me afterwards

A* nvm

An UFO abducted the burger out of my hands

shawty's like a melon leaf in my head

Some time ago I wrote down an idea for an artwork to create on my Nintendo 2ds and I put "abstract crackers" on my notes app, to this day I don't even know what I meant

burrito alert

We need a friday reform because yes, that's when the weekend starts, however it happens during the evening every single time, we need to abolish mornings and afternoons first

anytime dude

I wish I did more stuff that locals do when I was in the USA three years ago, like playing cornhole or going to a frat party or inventing a tiktok dance for a rap song

are you making jests dude

*chases you with a bicycle*