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waking you up like this

I need a waterpik. They look like theyd be very satisfying.

"I looked alright" (LITERAL ANGEL PICTURE)

hate crime

Burger King Flan

Darksea Float with googly eyes

WTF?! 😳😳😳😳

Complete Ditz

I expected better from Goofy 😔

Y-You mean it? 🥹💕

my family tree is so funny when you add me in it 4x great grandpa: A Drunk Boxer and dockworker 3x great grandpa: Hulking Steelworker 2x great grandpa: WW1 Bronze Star Veteran great grandpa: WW2 pilot Grandpa: Korean war vet Dad: Steel Engineer Me: Pathetic Horny Trans Nerd Dog Girl

Literally goes: 🥊🍺🚢 💪👨‍🔧 🪖🎖️ 🪖 🪖 👨‍🔧 🥵🐶🤓🍑🍆🍒

O-o-of course I dont heh *Looks at calender and rips it up frantically* I-Im always free😵‍💫🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

my family tree is so funny when you add me in it 4x great grandpa: A Drunk Boxer and dockworker 3x great grandpa: Hulking Steelworker 2x great grandpa: WW1 Bronze Star Veteran great grandpa: WW2 pilot Grandpa: Korean war vet Dad: Steel Engineer Me: Pathetic Horny Trans Nerd Dog Girl

"M-me??? I uhhhh haah 😰💕I mean I um... hot👉👈😖 ba... hwoo🫠"

I was at a sports bar here in Chicago and got afraid at these old men when the bartender put on a WNBA game and they all started yelling "Hell Yeah! Kick some as Sky!" The world is healing

My first album I ever got was the greatest hits from my dad and it led me down a huge rabbit hole of Tom Petty 💜 This album stuck with me in a very hard time, and its a masterpiece!