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it's so funny that LLMs are all trained on Reddit comments like. respectfully. those are comments from Reddit users. people who use Reddit

(pulling out smartphone and starting to record a tiktok) Tell me what you just told me about a complicated man

this is in my neighborhood now

Whoops I spoke the 5 words from my birth year that perfectly describe MY vibe and it activated my PROJECT DERBY HAT programming so now I'm on my way to contaminate a Soviet reservoir with biological nerve agents. Damn it

It's time

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me when I pull the gas station hose all the way across the top of the car to reach the fuel tank on the other side

I am "forget how many years old I am" years old

Yesterday we had a big downpour at 2 PM and then at 3 PM I figured "That will probably all have drained off and evaporated by now" so I rode the e-bike to pick up my daughter from camp. I was weong but it was still the right decision it turns out

Coffee

This is how every voicemail should end

drag king name Joe Organ

COMPANY: Great news! We have slain Truth and butchered her corpse, and we're now offering rotted flesh carvings to our users! HUMANITY: [muted but insistent wailing; a distant agonized cacophony; occasional bright, close shrieks] COMPANY: Okay. Hold on. We're sewing her back together. Gimme a sec

walked around my property with a landscaping gardener guy to get an estimate and, due to the conditions, every minute or two he involuntarily made a face like jeremy allen white on The Bear when the guy from Community is belittling him

I always forget how small moose are

Thinking about getting a new car. I've narrowed it down, here's the shortlist Honda Precinct Nissan Essenza Kia Generale Hyundai Errant Subaru Blad

Centrist candidates when voters say they would prefer the person to their left

Good morning. I'm so tired. So so tired. I will be taking any calls today from a large, deep hole in the ground

Genuinely believe that an entire sub-generation of people on here would have turned out normal (derogatory) if they hadn't heard "Frontier Psychiatry" at a pivotal moment in their adolescence

Everybody says they want to play board games but when I pull out my original 1922 copy of Operation where the patient suffers from "Greekman's Follicle" and "Rheumy Ribcage" suddenly there's no takers

Shout out to my neighbor pulling into the driveway, windows down, blasting Olivia Rodrigo and screaming along, leaving the car running all the way through the chorus of Vampire. He is a middle aged man