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mechanic called me miss and my oil change was twenty dollars cheaper than last time. maybe sexism gets a bad rap

being at work sucks. wish i could just get my balls cut off every week

recovery week

sorry pro tour competitors, the middling cube drafter gets the girl

oh i get it now, a bodega is like a store but grosser

@holdtheelle.bsky.social callout post

@neildegrassetyson.com help us with a math problem. what’s the best number of lesbians/gay guys/normal guys for my boyfriend to have the best vibes while maintaining a healthy level of male eye candy?

dipping back into casual magic (RCQing with 4 copies of kaito)

girls can have a little bit of paper as a treat

when my text isn’t answered in five minutes

reading in the car

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growing up i would punch my hands into one another to see which was stronger that day

being around normal people is so jarring. a guy the table over said the only cereal his grandmom kept in the house was plain corn flakes and his whole party erupted in laughter