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Current mood:

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!

My pals wanted to play Meccha Chameleon so I asked Tokki if we could delay her walk for an hour. Rejected.

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I BOUGHT THIS SO FAST! Hopefully there are enough pre-orders because I desperately need this hoodie in my life. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Drank some of the reflecting pool water and now I've mutated into some sort of toxic crusader, fighting Dr. Killemoff and other pollution-loving aliens from the planet Smogula, alongside my sentient mop that I have very cleverly named Mop.

My neighbor asked me to 3D print a weird creepy worm man thing so I said hold up and checked MakerWorld. Sure enough several other people also wanted to 3D print the weird creepy worm man thing & shared the file. Now my neighbor has a weird creepy worm man thing too. This is what 3D printing is for.

Squirrel hunting vibes. 🐿️

Did not have "Minho cosplays Vash the Stampede at the SHINee concert" on my bingo card...

I'd just called Tokki off harassing rabbits when a strange lady started accosting her in doggo voice, saying things like, "Hi, Jiménez! Good Jiménez! You're so pretty, Jiménez!" 🤨 After lots of confusion between us both, we think we solved it. She'd misheard me when I said, "Let's go, ya menace." 🤦

Tokki is now up to 5 victims. I'm living with a serial killer. 😨

My insurance will not leave me alone about bundling home & auto, which I would treat as any other spam except they refused to give me home insurance because the mortgage is still in the beau's name. (I can't change that.) So every time I get the bundle email I just get annoyed all over again. 😅

Alexa's random good morning fact was that it's Shirley Temple's birthday. I just so happened to have bought this (along with a bunch of others) and hadn't tried it yet so I cracked it open. IT'S DELICIOUS.

This artist popped up on my feed with the most adorable puppy and bunny stickers that are perfect for my Hobonichi Weeks planning. Went to buy some and suddenly got NEOPETS'D so of course I had to grab those too. modoodles.shop

You know what I didn't see enough of for this particular trip to space? Jokes that there are 4 of them, one's a girl, and one's named Reid. What side of bsky made those jokes and where do I sign up?

When no one makes "patches" you like for your dog's harness, print them yourself! (Achievement is from MakerWorld. Made the other two myself.) I need to fill the other side now. Taking suggestions! 🤔 Although tbh, one will have to be Wiggle-Butt related methinks.

Met a lad on our walk this morning who told me I should get Tokki spayed. Thanks for the unsolicited advice, complete stranger, but also, like, why would you assume she isn't just by looking at her? So I just say that she already is. Then he goes... "Well I can still see her vagina."

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would anyone like some stew

Of course I'm tracking Artemis but mainly thinking about the time @dirigibles.bsky.social came to visit, saw I was wearing my NASA meatball logo jacket, and said in his best Italian accent: "Das a nasa jacket! 🤌" I laughed for 3 days.