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This comparison is rude to sexual perverts!

WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?

I'm just glad to see that you're eating your vegetables!

A distinction without a difference. It's "heads I win, tails you lose!"

...with a flamethrower! Pretty sure that's how impeachment works, now. Trust me, I read it online.

You COULD make this stuff up, but any publisher would turn it down for being too stupid and outlandish. Our capacity to parody him is always endangered by his willingness to be even dumber than we thought. These boot licking toadie chuds...

Counterpoint: "Pro-Lifers" ended up getting exactly what they wanted. So... maybe not the best example?

Well, at least it's ugly and costs a fortune! So it's got THAT going for it!

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I would be going directly from my seat on the flight to JAIL.

"It's like living in Nazi Germany." Man, that's bullshit and you know it! In Nazi Germany, they spoke GERMAN. Everything else, though... yeah, pretty much.

That pitcher don't care about the unwritten rules of baseball! That pitcher can't read anyway!

I see this face in my dreams. I see him - he speaks to me in a voice that sounds like a whale song played by Einsturzende Neubauten, and he tells me things. He tells me to withdraw seventeen dollars from an ATM and the argument we have is that there are no seven dollar bills. He cries when I leave.

Just.... avoid the "Images" tab, for your own sake.

Yeah, why couldn't Nolan have produced a PROPER film, based on that known historical book of facts -- where all the Greeks were blonde, blue-eyed white people with rippling muscles and massive tits? And we ALL know about the scientific facts of gods and witches, etc!

House Republicans @ House Gee Oh Pee WE WILL STOP BIGFOOT! *nazi flag emoji*

Gasp. No waaaaaaaaaaay.

They can't tell the difference because they don't want to SEE a difference.

Wait, there's a Seattle broadcast affiliate?! Why would they broadcast there, I thought Seattle was "dying" years ago!? Must be one of those really, really really long illnesses.

I bet you will write about him again. When It Happens, Lindsey Graham will pop up again - like a surprise toot, only to fade again so quickly into the rest of all the stench he helped usher in!

Seen here, brandishing a fully-loaded Fascist Killing Machine!