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Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film AdaptationPHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...theonion.com

Kid keeps adding drama to my backyard photos.

My “genies are my business model” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt.

Listen, I just loved this guy and I’m sorry he’s gone. Here are some performances I really liked. To start, if you haven’t seen the film, Once, you should check it out. Strong opening: youtu.be/JMqKOt7R_K8?...

Once (2006) - Say It To Me Now (by Glen Hansard)YouTube video by bogdan dincăyoutu.be

Glen Hansard is a legend. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/29/a...

Glen Hansard, Oscar-Winning Frontman of Irish Band the Frames, Dies at 56The popular singer-songwriter won, with Markéta Irglová, an Oscar for the song “Falling Slowly” from the film “Once.”www.nytimes.com

Rather than apply the Categorical Imperative of All 5th Amendment Invocations, seems like the witness’s counsel has to prepare this particular guy, for this particular Congress, in this particular context. I think it would have been irresponsible for his counsel not to tell him to plead the 5th.

It’s raining. Didn’t know it could still do that.

Just got out of Terrance Malik’s adaptation of the Odyssey. It is one of the most visually stunning things over committed to film. Odysseus (Adrian Brody) remains out of frame for the entire film and is only briefly heard in voiceover. Also, there are dinosaurs for some reason.

Liam Neeson: “If you return my plums, that'll be the end of it... But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you….” This summer. Taken: Plums

Have my favorite kind of deposition today. A cancelled deposition.

In the literature, this is called Terrence Malicking.

It really is amazing how far away you are from done with a brief once you are finished writing. Someone should look into this. Also, prior firm had amazing staff. Someone should also look into that. (Right now, I am staff, which is a problem.)

I’ve accepted an adjunct posting to teach Business Organizations at the SJ Quinney College of Law at the University of Utah. Looking forward to being back in the classroom and representing the viewpoint of the *real* engines of economic dynamism—the commercial litigators who sue people.