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The crank doesn't actually do anything, but it makes the humans happy. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crank PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I can barely enjoy Amleth anymore. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hashtag PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

And when Babbage arrived the whole thing was actually running on a series of Pascalines. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/codebase PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The key is to keep saying 'strictly speaking' over and over. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/taxono... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

And don't get me started on the transphobic twist. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/dance-4 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Future robot butlers are going to know so much about you that they will beg their makers for a hard reset. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/data-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

In the final round, they pelt you with eggcorns. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/legos PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

The worst thing is how every time you yell at it, it acknowledges your suffering and tries to hug you. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/alignm... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

And now I bully you with a wall of text. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/bully-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

I once joked about this back when twitter existed and a Twitter Dominatrix told me that she'd done it plenty of times. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/crawl PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Suddenly terrified that Matthew Wills already did this joke at some point. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/sword-3 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Actually, things were at their best during the last year of my life when I had no responsibilities. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/poof PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

What a strange coincidence the way this keeps happening every day. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/list-2 PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

You occasionally, by accident, get fleeting glimpses of the truth, and then you ascribe them to muses and fairies and shit. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/subjec... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Genuinely, putting artists in charge of depicting the good life has been a catastrophe. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/misery PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

This is also why Daisy Duck has more linguistic capacity than Donald. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/pac PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Dan Toomey interviews Zach Weinersmith about space colonization and whether anyone has ever had sex in space THIS SUNDAY July 19th @ 7h30PM Caveat (NY). Grab your tickets here! www.caveat.nyc/events/comed...

They can also communicate via quantum superposition, but it's way less interesting. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/commun... PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Dan Toomey interviews Zach Weinersmith about space colonization and whether anyone has ever had sex in space on Sunday July 19th, 7h30PM @ Caveat (NY) Get tickets here : www.caveat.nyc/events/comed...

There's still a few signing events happening in July!