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An 800-Word Essay on Why You Think You Deserve This Star

Overshare After Two Beers

The Hyper-Realistic Big Smelly Corpse in Big Boo's Haunt

Jerk Your Worthless Penis for Zero Red Coins

Stand Where the Red Coin Star Spawns and Play the Waiting Game

Big Bob-omb and also T.Hawk from Street Fighter for Some Reason on the Summit

What You Need to do for the Star? Uhh... Trust me Buddy, You Don't Wanna Know...

My Dinner With Bowser

Get a Load of This Guy

Leave Peach's Pictochat on Read

Collecting That All By Yourself, Handsome?

Swimming Beasts in Her Cavern

Kiss All of the 8 Red Coins Goodnight

Do You Think Whatever Waluigi's Up To Right Now Would Be More Fun Than This

Too Late! The 5 Silver Stars Were Made of Poisonous Lead the Whole Time

Footrace with My Original Character, Koldsteel the Quick

Do Whatever You Want All The Time

I Swear Wario Was Doing Some Crazy Shit in His Last Game are we Sure This is the Same Guy

We're Calling the Game 'Super Mario 64 (2004)' Now, Fuck You

Oh No Peach Got Kidnapped Again Guess You'll Have to be the Princess Now haha