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Omg

They should do a serial killer story where the protagonist is your usual troubled cop maverick renegade who Gets The Job Done but the killer is caught by another detective working the case who has an excellent work life balance, treats suspects and leads with compassion and never does Sherlock shit

I feel kinda bad for almost soiling myself laughing at this and yet, here we are.

Look I'm just finding out this news too

Can I shock you? I think right wingers might be a tad hypocritical 🤔

Once again: the wrong Rob Ford died

He's been a massively transphobic shithead for some time, just frames it in "polite" language

Amnesty Binternational more like

Bou-caqué

Oh gosh, at least that seems healthy mind!

We have established: - He only had one leg - He had a second very clever leg made of metal and plastic - He isn't here any more - He loved her very much

Toddler just asked me who my daddy is 😿

Bloody hell 💀

🙏

This is Andy Burnham's Britain

Genuinely would be amazing if it was a half and half, I go get a new tattoo and the toddler gets some nice cake and a banana

The tattoo place up the road is turning into a toddler café, which is of course mildly more convenient but it feels like the world is telling me I am now old

It really is, isn't it - glad you enjoyed it and hope you're feeling better soon

The French navy to that fascist tory cunt in the middle of the sea: