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Nick (derogatory) ✨

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Yinzer ambassador to the west coast • Moo Deng’s spiritual successor • Tallest Italian to live-tweet brain surgery Don't fuck with me. I'll spend another three hours in Excel. I don't care.

Very lovely photo.

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No chance I’m on the way in this photo? Hard to place it exactly on the timeline. But it looks like it was before me.

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This is very high on the x-y axis of funny and sweet. Rare thing.

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Decent chance I am also somewhere, as an implied matter, in this photo. They were 25.

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May just be me and my proclivity for, ahem, spouse respecters but I get it here too, intensely.

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Damn I see it too. Thank you.

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My favorite of the bunch. Dad just finished washing his ‘87 Shelby Z and it was time to help me wash mine.

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That means a lot. Thank you. It feels great to me too.

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Look at these dudes, these absolute guys. No idea who they are aside from dad in the back but it looks like the best night of their lives. What a simple, beautiful shot.

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Dad teaching me how to optimize leverage in a three-point lineman stance in the backyard. Forgot this entirely. Worth more gold.

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I could be mistaken, I haven't seen ALL of his films, but I think he suffers from a fairly common problem: he doesn't seem to know how to write a film that a woman will enjoy in an uncomplicated and easygoing way. He has no sense for that, at all.

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My life has changed a lot in recent months in that my girlfriend and her family, all of whom I have gotten to know quite well quite fast, live at the epicenter of Hollywood acting and directing. So daily now I get Good & Expert opinions about film. And yes, the love story left her cold. As for me:

Nick (derogatory) ✨

8. Going to be hard to forget what it felt like to root for Matt Damon for three hours until he looks dead in camera and says “I raped an entire civilization” while a dozen women scream

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They’re a continental landmass that made the decision to exist in two disconnected pieces. Do you know how insane that is? The kind of person you’d have to be to endorse such a sad and bewildering state of affairs?

rvasailor

As someone with Michigan in-laws, this is fact. They are a strange people up there.

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Why would you be a huge bigot when you could just say “lol fucking Michigan”

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This is a great call out in part because “disabled people suffer” is the thing RFK likes most about the present state of global health, and it’s the problem he’s trying hardest to worsen. I should have led with it. Meaningful oversight.

Datura Lacroye

'I do feel like there's also disabled people suffer" on that list (obviously even more so if they are poor, women, or people of color) and very specifically for us disabled folks RFK wishes that we would hurry up and die.

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It is occurring to me only now that GTAVI might retain Vice City Public Radio and bring back Maurice Chavez to host Pressing Issues. I can't get my hopes up, but damn, a not insignificant part of my soul just lit up like a firework. Man oh man, would that special.

Nick (derogatory) ✨

I think GTAV probably has the best selection, but their best, period, was in Vice City with VCPR: Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez. I was 12 - 14 when I played that game and it actually blew my damn little mind. It's frankly part of the reason I can post. Desperate for it to come back in VI.

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I think GTAV probably has the best selection, but their best, period, was in Vice City with VCPR: Pressing Issues with Maurice Chavez. I was 12 - 14 when I played that game and it actually blew my damn little mind. It's frankly part of the reason I can post. Desperate for it to come back in VI.

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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

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I will never, ever, ever get bored of these jokes.

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