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And they're really into it so now every time I want to play I feel obligated to go stand in their world and not be able to do anything

I was having fun playing a game single player and then my friend invited me to play and he has, like, all the stuff done and a bunch of in progress projects and it's not fun to play that game any more.. I can't even put things in a box

Several days in a row things got canceled or I had the wrong date and now I live in the timevoid unmoored from the realm of ordered time where the days don't have names because the distinction has no meaning

There's a point in the frequency of chronic diarrhea where you just stop going out specifically to avoid spending time in public toilets, so it can't be as often as you think. Source: have crohn's

The ones that claim our driveway us the backup alarm as their callout that there's people around and it's cute enough to not be as annoying

The mockingbirds near me have picked up construction noises. They're espeically fond of back up alarm and saw cutting metal

Well i tried. I've been tearing out invasive honeysuckle in our woods because it's choked out the undergrowth and I stopping trees from replacing as they age. So the neighbors horses go in and break or chew up every sapling back there now that theyre easy to get to. Miserable fucking animals.

It makes me very upset

OK, rest of the world. Here's where you're wrong: Is the driver fucking drink? Does that make any god damn sense? Is there maybe a better word to describe a driver who has had drinks until they have reached a state of intoxication you fucking idiots?

I didn't buy canned beans at the store and I forgot to start dry beans 24 hours ago so I guess no beans

The king of the onions came to me and begged to be cooked

The smoke is cleared and I can see the edges of the valley again. Freaks me out when the draw distance is too low to see the mountains

I've got an idea. What if we took a beloved IP with a unique and engaging gameplay mechanic and we remade it as generic quick time based action game where you can clear most of the game by holding attack and pressing dodge at the right time. Print me money please so I can fire all these guys.

Is there anything worse than running out of weed the day before you can get more? Like, you went through all the trouble of rationing and then still have to take a break. I should have just binged through it all in the first week.

Holy shit I was just out by the Tannhauser gate and you would not believe what I saw

Stop comparing people to sheep! They have not earned it! Sheep have conquered the shepherd and made him their servant. They have subjugated the wolf and made it their servant's pet. If we were sheep, we would be benefiting from our relationship to power.

Sure, ill help you. Just as soon as you do the thing you need all the help with, thus proving you deserve help!

A cool way to get mad instead of helping someone is to set an arbitrary barrier in their weakest area to "prove they're serious"

I wish i could digest butter because pasta, garlic, butter, abd hard cheese is an incredible meal. Threw in a little basil from the garden. Unreal. Gonna lie down till I throw up now

Peritas steals cherry tomatoes off the vine but wont take them as a treat. He only likes the thrill