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Oh, the online arguments I’m choosing not to have today! I deserve a FIFA Peace Prize, at least.

I’ve never been a bigger soccer fan in all my life.

“The result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians. [1] 'let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them' [2] couldn’t think of anything more derogatory than Belgians. But the winner: Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards!”

Not to mention that his immunity decision renders the crime being investigated in the Nixon tapes case not prosecutable.

Calvinball!

I get how his lack of relevant experience is worth pointing out. How is the fact that his irrelevant experience is in pro-Israel advocacy relevant to mention?

Oh dear, what have they done now? Want me to go upstairs and have a talk with them?

I can’t be the only one who gets into a defensive crouch every time I see a favorite author/artist approach any mention of Israel, for fear I’ll never be able to see them the same if they’ve fallen for the antisemitic frames. Thank you, @sclazi.com, for getting this right.

At least the reflecting pool won’t get Covid!

“Justice Delight” is what Bernie Kerik did on afternoons in that 9/11 apartment.

And he lied about being a founding member of Pink Floyd

Same, but in regards to the Beatles.

It’s good, though, if you can run out the clock like that. Dying with stuff still piled up that you haven’t taken to the dump? WINNING!

Journalists just don’t have the vocabulary in their toolkit to report on a President whose words are meaningless. They just can’t get that just because a President or Administration announces something (like an Iran deal) doesn’t mean it has any meaning. So we get gibberish reported as sanewashing.

Today I also learned the phrase “functus officio.” This has been a good day.

Slightly increase a band Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, and Old.

I hope the grave digger knows where his trowel is.

Ohio? Not Roanoke?

An appropriately WL-cited unpublished opinion!