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"How's your diet going?" Me:

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In celebration of #YorkshireDay, please enjoy this Sean Bean bastard collection. Sound up, bastards.

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Please take a moment out of your day to marvel at the balletic poise, calm elegance and graceful athleticism of the panda.

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"Good morning. Can you spare a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour Godzilla"

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"Yeah, I didn't know that I couldn't knit either"

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My wife: We don't have to stay at the party all night. Just give me a sign when you've had enough and want to leave. Me after five minutes:

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When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

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"This is my latest piece. While freeform in structure overall, it also incorporates the symbolism of the petrosomatoglyphic style. I call it 'FUCK YOUR DRIVEWAY'"

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

Me returning to my introverted self after one mildly awkward social interaction. 📹: instagram.com/markacoger

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Actual footage of every penalty run up in the World Cup.

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Me being escorted out of an all-you-can-eat buffet after getting my money's worth.

Could I ask you to do @baliaid.bsky.social a huge favour and download the Dogdog search engine app using this link www.dogdog.org/9w452fxx/app please? Not only does every search help rescue dogs worldwide, you could help @BaliAid get a share of July's $15k giveaway.

Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.

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When the work meeting is almost over and that one co-worker keeps asking questions.

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When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.

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The only World Cup penalty shootout you need to see today.

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"Nobody ever helps me in this house"

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"Honestly, I don't know where to fucking start" 📸: @number10cat.bsky.social

When I die and get reborn as a cat, you won't know it's me but there will be signs.