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To avoid spoiling I’ll be vauge but there’s a point in the new Spider-Man where someone pulls out a weapon, I started giggling, and that giggle persisted for the rest of the movie. You will know exactly what I’m referring to

Sometimes I buy a movie ticket just so I can sit at the couched in the theater lobby. It has a great view of the street below and you can people watch all day. I’m supposed to be seeing Spider-man rn

When are the big animatic musical fans gonna get into the great comet. I wanna see the oldest most miserable 27 year old in the world drawn like a strapping bishonen anime lad.

Beat Master Belch in Earthbound which I believe is around halfway through? At the very least I’m deep enough in to call it a serious playthrough instead of trying to pick it up on a whim. No wonder Mother 3’s on the gameboy, these games feel perfectly designed for portable systems.

Friend of mine said that I give off “powerful snake vibes, like an anaconda” whenever I feel like being dommy a little. Unfortunately, while I’m flattered, I think if I tried to frame myself as a snake dom like 12 different girls would start making attempts at my life.

Hey Amazon what are you trying to tell me here

Why the fuck are vibrators so expensive for a good one Jesus Christ.

It’s cute when older women find me irresistible. You wanna tell me about your preferences in cigarettes? Maybe talk about how different the internet was before all the algorithms? It’s ok that me being younger than 9/11 turns you on, it’s just so obvious! Can I call you a hag if you’re in your 30s?

I posted this image of Godzilla from a short film and enough weirdos found it to pester my notifications for a day or so

White people love talking about Anthony Bourdain like how evangelicals talk about Jesus Christ

Anyone in the UK willing to spend a ludicrous amount of money on a Game of Thrones play then let me possess their body so I can watch it? From what I can gather online this is cheaper than plane tickets and lodging

I am at the cusp of bearability

I made a group chat to talk about A Song of Ice and Fire with friends who’ve read the books before and it’s slowly become just a place for us to update each other on books we’re reading. It’s like a way more productive version of a book club

Frotting needles on injection night 😳 don’t let em leak 😳😳 or maybe a little if there’s some air bubbles 😳😳😳

“Oh boy I sure hope my legs don’t hurt after my shift today.” She says walking into legs hurt job in leg hurts world because fuck you your legs are gonna hurt

Warframe always kinda feels like I’m stumbling my way back into an old pulp sci-fi serial I’m just barely keeping my head wrapped around. But damn am I having a blast doing it. Kind of perfect vibe for this sort of game to be in

My brother’s been explaining beat by beat the preview for Dune part 3 they showed before the odyssey in other theaters. It’s sounding a lot like an incredibly sick sci-fi epic I’m gonna love with some popcorn but not very much of an adaptation of the book Dune Messiah by Frank Herbert