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Used to be (((SKZCartoons)))

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Former software dev and satirist. CPTSD. Lots of bots here alas. If you follow me, please tell me why. Pronouns: your choice. I'll respect it. Just don't be a bigot or a TERF (same thing actually).

Used to be (((SKZCartoons)))

30 июл., 00:21

"Vlad" a disgrace. Sorry. Getting my coat as we speak. Don't want to Dracula on or Count the data.

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30 июл., 00:15

Love this

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29 июл., 13:24

Lawyer's office I'm in has a weird sound. I think it's a fax machine..! Otherwise a very nice, modern looking place.

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27 июл., 12:27

As a former cartoonist, what I love most about this is all the sub-punchlines scattered around the picture.

conifergirl

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27 июл., 12:20

Fascinating conversation today with my therapist and how Freud was obsessed with sucking dick. She's a great therapist.

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27 июл., 08:53

In other news, Pope admits to being Catholic.

Howdy

Occupy Democrats BREAKING: Trump is having a mental health episode on social media right now. He’s been posting insane nonsense, nonstop, all day:

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26 июл., 23:42

www.reddit.com/r/london/com... I am so homesick rn but I know I can't share this with most of my friends. It's undiluted London.

From the london community on Reddit: What's the most London thing you can remember?Explore this post and more from the london communitywww.reddit.com

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26 июл., 10:19

So my former cleaner confirmed it. Her husband is on the run from a Russian drug gang who he grassed up.

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25 июл., 19:17

Petition that when British academics write papers on the british empire, we call them a colony-oscopy because they are examining all the shit we did.

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25 июл., 17:59

www.reddit.com/r/bald/comme... as a cishet male Well Maybe. That man is gorgeous.

From the bald community on Reddit: Dear baldies, what do you guys think about my pride look? 😉Explore this post and more from the bald communitywww.reddit.com

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25 июл., 13:24

From 2017. Hasn't aged. "Moving On"

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24 июл., 20:01

Just heard an African phrase and I laughed and now it's my #1 diss. "Wisdom is chasing him but he is faster"

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24 июл., 00:28

Just told a very innocent young American lady ib McDonald's that the Spanish for "thank you very much" is "gazzi mille". She thanked me. I am SO going to Hell.

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23 июл., 12:12

Ouch. My former cleaner turns out to be on the run from a Russian drug gang she used to be involved with. And not at a street level. I wish I was making this up... But she confirmed my suspicious today. THAT is why she won't leave her violent husband. She was complicit. My life... Wtf?

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23 июл., 01:37

If anything bad happens to me in the next 48 hours then lea should check my dropbox under /archive/tata.

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22 июл., 16:21

"I don't write to people but I keep everyone up to date with whatsapp status changes." No, you mean that you've spammed everyone's whatsapp notifications and they've all muted you.