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20. One of my favorite video games is "Skrumpo and the Stink Moon"

19. Meow.

18. When no one else is looking, I like to suckle on the soda fountain nozzles like a hungry calf and its mother.

17. My middle name is Vegeta.

16. Another memory from when I was 4: I became an orb for approximately 1 hour. Or maybe it was a day. I can't remember the full details, it was a while ago.

15. I have a strong disposition to corduroy undergarments.

14. One of my nervous tics is literally pissing myself. But just a little!!!

13. One of the inspirations that influences my artwork is this old lady who looks at me weird when I am grazing on her garden.

12. TV static is my favorite flavor.

11. I'm tired zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

10. In first grade, I won the spelling bee, but only because I gave the last opponent a black eye. I was the champeeon.

9. There are more than 100 stars in the sky, I spent one night counting them personally.

8. The voices tell me to watch home improvement shows sometimes.

7. The last item I bought was a hot dog from Gerald.

6. I'm part of a worm cult but we don't really do much tbh

5. Do not talk to me about horses.

4. One of my daily rituals in the morning is taking a bite out of my wheel of cheese that I also use as a nightstand. Side note: Where can I find a new comically large cheese wheel?

3. When I was a child, my parents made me fear the House Goblin, which was actually my dad who painted his entire body green. He wanted to keep me from entering the man cave and messing with his baseball collection.

2. There are usually no less than 4 bugs in my pockets at all times.

1. I am banned from multiple metaphysical shops because I eat the rocks.