open.substack.com/pub/thetweet... On the other side of the paywall lies the answer to the most obnoxious five-word non-prayer prayer I've ever received.
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Answered Prayer #2. Now available for the low, low price of $7 a month and Me not killing you. open.substack.com/pub/thetweet...
Presenting the first of 52 weekly answered prayers by Yours Truly. It will bring a tear to your eyes, if you read it while chopping onions. tinyurl.com/thetweetofgo...
Shameless promotion is disgusting. Also my daughter has a new album out! open.substack.com/pub/djjaverb...
Behold the album of the year. Especially for dentists. open.spotify.com/album/1cxbIC...