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Now Councillor Kieran Mishchuk (Restore Party.) Where else have we heard of a leader who made the trains run on time? 😳

Let’s have a few nights away in lovely old Somerset my wife Bunty suggested… 😳

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Our Social Care system problem Andy Burnham keeps wittering on about. 😡 We Conservatives solved it ages ago! 🇬🇧

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John Cleese’s common sense is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It’s bereft of life, it rests in peace. ☹️

Just look at how these two poor boys are suffering in the prison ‘special housing unit.’👇 FREE ANDREW AND TRISTAN TATE.

Please pray tonight for this Dubai couple. 🙏🏻 Izzy’s dear Richard has yet again been accused of financial misdemeanours. This fragrant Arabic twosome are virgins and represent all that is good in the world. Richard in particular needs our love as he battles against the blob. ❤️🍆

“Hello there. My name’s Andrew Tate and I was wondering if you’d like to have sex with me.”

A bit like living in Hull.

Just a word to the blonde lady. Don’t worry too much about Nigel taking care of himself and his family. He’s been given £5M to do that…

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Well done The Daily Mail! 👏 Burnham must be held to account for the failures of his regime so far. His removal of VAT from electricity bills has already come far too late & could’ve been done yesterday. If he hasn’t solved the cost of living crisis by Friday then he must go! 😡

Andrew Tate, being arrested in Miami, wearing an outfit suspiciously resembling the one my wife Bunty wore to meet the girls for a meal in town last weekend…

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Laurence Fox announcing the news that he is to stand as a candidate in the Clacton by-election:

Yesterday I attended CPAC (Conservative Party for Absent Conservatives). Bunty & I took our 4 year old grandson Clive. Had great fun playing musical chairs, hide & seek & spot the delegate. Irritated though by the slightly tipsy blonde woman warbling away about pork markets, fracking & blobs.

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#EngArg I am an avid football fan! Our team in this #WorldCup are playing like George Best & the lads did when we won in 1966. Gareth Southgate has once more proven what a bloody great manager he is. 3-1 to us tonight! Bellingham, Caine & Foden with the goals. Come on you Blues! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Nigel Farage turned down the level of security Parliament provides for politicians such as Kemi Badenoch because it wasn’t good enough for him. And one can understand why when you look at his current crack private security team funded by Reform UK:

🎵 Any time you're Devon way, Any evening, any day, You'll find us all Doin' the Farage walk. Oy! 🎵

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Nigel Farage is totally correct.✅ One should NEVER SPECULATE over a tragedy whilst erm…speculating yourself. 🤔

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I do worry about Lee Anderson… Take for example this little video: It shows our Lee sadly mistaking the smell of his own farts for the sweet smell of democracy. 🤢

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“Hey look up there lads! Our illegal donations have landed… And if anyone questions us we’ll just say they’re part of the establishment!” 💷

Comrades Man the barricades! Let’s start a revolution & fight the establishment with these freedom fighters: Nigel Farage Bob Jenrick King Charles Eton School The Freemasons The Sunday Times Rich List Hyacinth Bucket Jacob Rees Mogg Harrods The Ritz Hotel Margo Leadbetter. 😊💪