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He would look great lounging on the green benches

I bet he loved being asked!

Iran has been waiting and planning for decades for this.

Spread the word down under. We want him and Essex famous around the world!

I bet Neil loves this!

The Fauci story will keep the Iran capitulation off the main news for a while. Nicely done.

It’s an old article in the Guardian.

Imagine if George or Douglas were still alive; ‘you go right ahead with ground troops in Iran Donny! See what happens!’

We use yoghurt and carrots, they go nuts for it

2 schnauzers would be chaos on that boat, you’d all drown!

The last line is correct. Oh fuck I agree with him. It does need rebuilding. (Not reformed obvs)

You’re the Minister, make it so!

They should! Especially on vinyl

From a substack article Ian Dunt just referenced

I’ll send my copy to telegraph hq.

Oh Greta the British press is truly a thing to behold. It makes you question your sanity sometimes

I’d be suprised if she hasn’t read your book.

What does @countbinface.bsky.social have to say about this!

If they came all the way from Morocco, why the fuck would they pick Essex? I presume Jenrick is in Clacton, we don’t want him in mid-Essex.

Crossfire Hurricane? Was he a Rolling Stone in a previous life?