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I love that this game exists.

I hope to one day reach the level of gaming industry clout where people ask me for my opinion on shit like physical game discs and layoffs at studios I worked at 25 years ago.

The only way Trump "grieved" Graham was if a little kid made a wish that Trump would have a feeling for a whole day.

I fully believe that if there was a filmmaking technology that made pretty colors and loud noises, but you had to feed it orphans every couple of days, Lucas would still support it. And somehow, he'd make world-class actors look like drama-school dropouts in the process.

GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body Bag — theonion.com/gop-allies-c...

GOP Allies Claim They Met With Mitch McConnell Inside Body BagWASHINGTON—Relieved that their colleague appeared to be the very same man they’d known for years, allies of Sen. Mitch McConnell told reporters Friday they had recently met with the seven-term Kentuck...theonion.com

I had a 20 minute phone call with Mitch McConnell today. He said that my hair looks great and that it's totally normal to play with Transformers at age 50.

I and a good number of very talented game devs were laid off by Obsidian as part of the Microsoft sacrificial rituals this morning. If you or anyone you know is looking for a Senior Writer/ND with more than two decades' experience in titles like Dragon Age and Mass Effect, please let me know!