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*lights flashing* HEY! *lights strobe* HI! *beat drops* YOU WANNA GO BACK TO MY PLACE?! *lights go dark* SURE!

Jfc I really got lucky being a slut in the olden days

Assumption! Beer is the usual choice. I'd go with a soda myself 😁

Hell yeah. You are there for the game! You don't want to miss a second, especially because you had to go to the bathroom because of all those expensive beers. Guess you could stop buying beer?

Oh and could always do a sliding scale on the property tax if that's a no go? The larger the property, the higher the tax. Frey and his cronies keep their cops AND pay for them! (I'm more for your idea)

It's gonna be EPIC!

I'm not sure but I'm certain I read/heard that same thing somewhere because I also consider that if you get into an argument with a child you've already lost.

Came across a guy in my neighbor's bushes a few months ago. He was OUT, bent over backwards, not responding to verbal. I was going to recovery-position him until help came, and barely touched him when he popped right up and was talking and walked away from me. Fainting.

I hope it goes away 😭 it's like a doorbell

I'm so, so sorry.

Baby Ruth?

I just love weirdo kitties 😻

All Minnesota politics, basically

If I had a billion dollars no I would not 😂 because same. These rich people who don't immediately start donating it like Melinda Gates did are fucking terrible

Just realized this is a side effect of my new med. Joy.

They worked at my old office! In restaurants! At museums! Anywhere things were loud and echoey! I carried/wore them until I got my headphones 😂 now I pipe music into my head or use the noise cancelling of the headset.

Loop earplugs were amazing to find! Bless the person who got them out into our hot lil hands.

I know I know, I'm just saying that if I peed, then someone probably did the other thing 😂

Poverty is a bitch. Hard work should be rewarded.