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Fair enough.

I know a week is a long time etc but come on…

Last summer my daughter got caught up in a test match and asked loads of questions. It took ages (but very enjoyable) to explain 6 balls per over, what the score means etc. I would have taken to her to the 100 at Edgbaston but I’d have to explain why it bears no relation to what we talked about.

The sky over Shrewsbury must be faulty as it’s leaking some strange watery substance!

Sooty

Can we go back to calling ‘Set Piece Coaches’ dorks now? #AVFC

The bus service in Durham.

Isn’t he wasting your time (and his own) by shitting out a load of tempestuous all caps bollocks?

If Laura Loomer listened to Russian propaganda in the first place and not the advice from all of the (previous) US allies, she’s a complete danger to society.

Geez look at the size of that fella. #AVFC

Andy Burnham, from the North, has changed the Tea Bags at No 10. Let’s see how The Markets react to that.

Haha Why does he always get extra neck Mum?

2Pac guy “I haven’t got a black T-shirt Steve babe.” “You have pet - you’ve got the 2Pac one I bought you for your birthday. You know 2Pac, that black guy you’re a fan of.” Pink guy “We said black Keith” “It’s not my colour, anyway pink with a black strap accessory is much more scary.”

Westminster lobby shouting gimpish questions at politicians as they walk Downing Street. Can’t we just stop this childishness?

I was only visiting, if I went back I’d take an Elvis dog collar (large dog).

2/2 …bring something from home to decorate the new lounge. Wall to wall Elvis Presley. Pictures, cushions, ashtrays etc. I asked if he was an Elvis fan. (Welsh accent) “no I fuckin hate the c**t.” - Rhondda Valley + Flat Roof - Fosters/Stongbow - by a train station - ropey dog.

Two indicators in my experience. 1. You’re allowed to bring your own chips to eat whilst watching the shouty woman at the bar piss down her leg onto the floor. Nobody flinched. (Telford) 2. Landlord of a pub with steel doors asked the punters to … 1/2

Indeed. We’ve got our 3rd RtC far right rally of the summer in Shrewsbury next month. Rebranded EDL puncturing the peace of this town and ruining businesses. This lot should have been called out immediately, not endorsed.

Stay tuned to see Trumps trousers fall down in front of the world, or hopefully something far worse.

German broadcast. Nailed it