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My cat is too smart. He loves going after bugs - but he's smart enough to know that if he kills the bug, he'll lose his toy.

Typos are now canon

Omg, bangs. I need to get bangs!

I need to get bangd

Since Congressman Seth Moulton keeps falling for manufactured right wing moral panics…. I just have to assume he’s not very bright.

The diarrhea this summer is gonna be epic!

It's crazy how so many Americans think 25% of the country is Jewish and also say that they've never met a Jew. You think 1 in 4 people are Jewish and I'm the first one you've met?

Trending October 2026: The top 5 signs you might have scurvy!

I know we keep saying that an editor would reject a dystopian story about this premise as too on the nose AND YET

🐈: See, the problem with lesbians is that they're always cutting their nails which makes them bad at scritches 🐈‍⬛: Yeah, but they're so great in every other way

Imagine telling your investors, "we have a durable advantage because we purchased lots of one-of-a-kind books for our AI training and then destroyed them so none of our competitors could use them as sources" 🤬

This is truly despicable 🤬 Buying rare books to train AI and then destroying them 🤬

It's crazy when you see a housing ad with AI-improved pictures that still make it look pretty bad. What did it look like before that you were happy when Gemini improved it to this?

I've always made clicking sounds for cats too

It's really annoying that @bsky.app doesn't store your preferences in your account, but just in the browser. If you clear cookies, things like "require alt text" or "don't auto-play GIFs" need to be reset 😔

AES is definitely Advanced Encryption Standard for me 😆

I mean, I'm in Boston so it wouldn't be too hard 😆

Only $35! 😬 But if I'd wanted to watch both this and the hurling final, that's $70. Idk, maybe next year my friend will want to watch and we'll find a bar, but she's a bit over GAA at the moment (she grew up playing)

I wish it were easier to watch outside of Ireland, but $160 is a bit dear. They're amazing sports to watch (hurling and Gaelic) and I feel like they'd get a wider audience if people outside of Ireland could watch it - but you can't grow an audience with a $160 entry point 😔

Like clockwork, it's midnight playtime for my cat. I wonder what he'd do if I weren't a night owl