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i want to shout out @maklelan.bsky.social for this. in a sea of negativity towards the trans community i want to celebrate someone putting in effort

where does a dung beetle guard stand? on doody you’ve been dad joked

hello from london. do they call it skeet here too? i should ask

one of the most infuriating things about kids is their tendency to ask opaque questions and doubling down 7yo: dada what are our numbers? me: what? 7yo: OUR NUMBERS

it’s absurd that this terminal at logan doesn’t have a dunkin.

spent $8 on a late exit penalty due to park whiz’ screw up and am about to spend way more than $8 of my time to get it back

at cosmic baseball. they tell me there’s a game going on but it’s been real hard to tell

in the jeopardy wars i fight on the side of gwen

spoiler alert: the “pettiest reason” is him treating trans persons as a joke

interviewer: i’m looking at your resume and, i’ll be honest, i’m not seeing any writing experience me: true, but if you look i do have access to an infinite number of monkeys

fun thing to do: ask someone their favorite pokemon and, whatever the answer just reply “perv”

cheers bitches

"so when do we add the deer carcass i hit with my car?"

"trumps living rent free in your brain" well yeah like he's president and ruining lives what the hell do you expect?

"still punk" i think to myself as i pop an ibuprofen for the knee i slept on wrong

If you haven’t been following this story it’s wild. UEFA (european football association) has announced they won’t play in any FIFA competitions while FIFA goes forward with their private ownership stakes www.uefa.com/news-media/n...

Statement on behalf of UEFA and its 55 national associationsUEFA and its national associations will not participate in FIFA competitions.www.uefa.com

part of my review for today's One Album A Day: "On If Things Were Perfect, I can hear Moby's mouth noise during his speaking parts and that's a star off just for that."

the absurdity of....well EVERYTHING else aside, the absolute conviction these assholes have that ivermectin worked is baffling.

youth minister: everyones talking about odyssey this and odyssey that, but let me tell you about a real journey that ends in a Revelation

that first season of ted lasso a damn work of art