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Every day, a man stops at the newsstand, looks at the papers but does not buy one. One day the vendor asks him why. "I'm looking for an obituary", he replies. "Oh, those are at the back of the paper." the vendor says helpfully. "Not this one." says the man.

If you find this image uncomfortable, ask yourself "Why?"

www.theguardian.com/business/202... How much do you want to bet that Trump owns shares in BP.

BP profits more than double as Iran war sends oil prices soaringEnergy company’s $5.73bn quarterly profits come after Shell posted second highest quarterly earnings on recordwww.theguardian.com

If I had got drunk every time Trump announced he'd "reached a deal" with Iran I'd now be needing a new liver.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Capital One says it closed Trump Organization’s accounts after anti-money-laundering reviewDisclosure from 2021 investigation marks first time a bank has formally tied money-laundering concerns to Donald Trumpwww.theguardian.com

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Trump administration drops Reflecting Pool vandalism charge and admits 'botched' repairsPresident Donald Trump had blamed "sick" vandals, and a former Olympian had been charged, but prosecutors now say contractors caused the damage.www.bbc.co.uk

My heart would bleed for him ...

Q: Why did the Israelites spend 40 years wandering in the desert? A: Because they were led by a man who wouldn't stop to ask for directions.