relatable deus ex
deus_ex.txtMy friend had to leave. Now I have no one to talk to.
✨ https://shi.wtf/ ✨ cringe alt: @shi.rip Government name Shi Saaristo Officially the №1 ranked Finnish CtF team for the years 2020 & 2022 on CTFtime gamedev musician wannabe artist all-round geek 🏳️⚧️ they/them/themself ❤ Peace and Love ☮
brb writing a creepypasta with hyperrealistic blood & the ghosts of a dozen dead siblings inside classic NES carts with torn off & sharpied labels, suspended in a $150k slab of resin to make Logan Pauls new gaudy coffee table
trcthe ghost in a cartridge that's forever stuck unplayed in a 9.8 graded sealed copy sitting on the shelf of some youtuber in los angeles
people who growing up didnt understand what "if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all" meant & think shitting on someone is "criticism" *actual* criticism involves the other person gaining something, and _unsolicited_ "criticism" is just a roundabout way of excusing being a dickhead
I'm fortunate I don't get a lot of these comments, but man, when I do... Fr, why you coming into my home and getting confused there's girl cock or petite girls or muscles
fun fact: space karen is no longer a trillionaire
onion personi haven’t checked in awhile but oh my god that’s so bad lol, it’s barely been one month
weird accomplishments: * voice-acted in the Finnish dub of Dumbo (1941) * was, solo, the №1-ranked Finnish CTF “team” on the website tracking these things in both 2020 & 2022 * got yanked out of the online anti-feminist radicalisation pipeline by an SA goon telling me i sounded like a fucking idiot
innes mckweird accomplishments forced the minister of antiquities for egypt to explain that liquid inside a sacophagus was not drinkable crossed the last unmanned land border deep in the woods between canada + the US shipped a physical, disk based video game with no constant idea of "up"