recovering artist, dad
my new factory job is to pump cement into the robot teachers' pussies so kids can't fuck them
Julie Carpenter, PhDAs a robotics researcher, learning scientist, and author who has followed Realbotix for years, I'm compelled to do a Bluesky thread on this whole pivot that Realbotix is now trying, turning from humanoid sex robots to classroom "education" robots. Buckle up. nysfocus.com/2026/07/14/n... 🧵
I told myself it was beneath my dignity to arrest a man for touching the pool lining. But nothing ordered by the president is beneath the dignity of any man, and the president was right: One man desperate for a lol is pathetic. Five million people desperate for lolz will destroy a pool.
amanda moore 🐢Handful of detainments here by the reflecting pool. They are being done a variety of officers, including Monroe County Sheriff, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma State Police, US Marshals, a county in Texas I can’t make out, and a county in New York I can’t make out.
when the bomb hits a guy and his legs liquefy soleimani
Aaron RuparTrump: "When you see young men walking around without legs, that's Soleimani"