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Appears to be about 4 feet tall so actually life-size

I am generally a "buy once, cry once" kind of guy while my wife is more "buy some cheap shit every week because buying is fun" person so I accept this

It's like people think this is what the Dog's Head will look like if the developers are thwarted

So is this nascent Dog's Head uproar some sort of mass social media psychosis or are people sincerely defending the repurposing of an industrial site that they have never even seen?

Uhhh as an Austin resident I will say both "I believe it" and "WTF"

I know "summer thermostat setting" is kind of a third rail here but I have to assume people saying they set it at 70 basically never go outside. They are just like little popsicle people, tucked away inside their little freezers

Visits Texas once

I know I'm hung up on this but r/austinfood has got to be the biggest bunch of babies in this city. Everything costs too much, tipping is a scam, I will drive 45 minutes to save $3, but don't you dare insinuate that I should learn to cook!

Not to be too self-righteous about this but it's practically impossible to forget your kid in a stroller or on a bike. They probably wouldn't die even if you did!

I think if the USA is going to ever get over the hump, we are going to have to pay the next half dozen Lamar Jacksons to never touch a pigskin and become soccer kids

Pulling out my beard like it's a Huskers conference game

Damn I think we might suck

Somebody at BTN has a sense of humor playing the 2014 Nebraska v Iowa game and running the Eichorst news in the ticker over and over

So many thoughts churning around in my head when I start reading about the Slate pickup. The big one for personally is that $25k for a compact electric pickup is cool BUT not as cool as a super sick $6k ebike. I understand most Americans refuse to even consider this comparison.

Once again r/austinfood driving me nuts. They are raving about a $5 bean burrito. That's great but if that really excites you LEARN TO FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOK

I know it isn't the point of the story but if I am still fat at 79 (probably yes) then I will die fat. It's fine