Not the best, but pretty good
If they built a wall around Alabama, how would Tuberville get there from his house in Florida
Aaron RuparTuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."
I plan to steal Scarlett Johansson From Colin Jost. One of these scenarios is more reistic than the other.
FinTwitter$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Why does Stephen Miller give off the same energy as the dean from Community
Aaron Ruparthe vibes are rancid
Any time someone in a movie tries to jam a broadcast signal my eye starts getting twitchy. (Amazingly enough, the climax of Star Trek beyond is one of the most accurate jamming scenes out there, minus the exploding drones part)
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activistif you ever want to see something really really funny, watch any hacking scene in a Hollywood movie while sitting next to an IT security person
I feel like thos is going to negatively affect my ability to play Red Alert 2 in the future
Jason SchreierEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
Honestly, not the worst way to deal with theater folks
Pixie Caseyin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
Needs some weird kid in the background labeled Corp of Cadets
Really Sean SmithHold on, I've got something for this.
Roy Roger's once said he didn't belong to any organized political party, he was a democrat.
Dave LevinthalICYMI, in @notus.com: Already cash-strapped Democratic National Committee lost about $29,000 to this scammer posing as Chairman Ken Martin. www.notus.org/democrats/de...
And the democrats will still keep losing to them
E.J. FaganSenior Republican congressional staffer on trying to recruit new policy experts: “We have a generation of rabid, incompetent idiots.”
I got a joke about Polyphemus but no one gets it
kevinI have a joke about Achilles, but it's got a weak spot
