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i loved wearing hats as a kid but as an adult my head is too big for most hats. stupid mom getting a stupid c section so my stupid head didnt get shaped right

*gives birth*

brother is mewing. also scp-096 is there

how it feels to play a dnd character without humongous milkers

i rarely use photo modes in games but i love them for the funny things everybody else posts. make photo modes mandatory

happy birthday herobrine to everybody who has herobrine in tomodachi life

its Secrete Slime Saturday. you better be secreting

Wordle 1,868 3/6* ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 buh

momo is playin with her dingaling but bug lowkey dgaf

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i just say evening because if it was a good evening, i would be at chilis with my wife or downloading videos of estrogenized guys with leaky boobs. instead im dealing with my car fucking up and worrying about potentially having to buy a new one

having to throw out a pound of twink meat because it got freezer burnt :( :( :(

what fungus is this

you NEED to open a time portal to commune with the great king before you turn 40. thats what actually matters.

the most important position in each sport: soccer: goalie baseball: pitcher hockey: cowgirl football: doggy basketball: missionary boxing: its a one person sport there are no positions bruh

Wordle 1,867 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 i have a pattern at this point. always start horse, because of horsle. no letters? go to lucky. R and E are yellow? ready. E is green? fluke, which was almost perfect this time

the wife's Beast

and theres this guy

if i was god i would give animals the same kind of coverage normal type pokemon get. yeah this domestic housecat can get ice beam, why not