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cruelest kind of person is an extremely athletic person. I’ve been playing tennis on and off for thirty years and just got run around the court by an avid soccer/runner friend who “took four lessons one time”

The Hess truck’s back and fought in Fallujah 🎵 Now it’s a cop car this year 🎵 The Hess truck’s here!

I think about this @cespedesbbq.bsky.social classic far too often youtu.be/yob2Kjt26mQ?...

LETS TALK ABOUT WET EGGSYouTube video by Céspedes Family BBQyoutu.be

drinking the juice from inside a level

as far as i'm concerned this is one of the best things to ever happen www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-F4...

Chicago and Al Green - Tired of being aloneYouTube video by maartmowww.youtube.com

i didn't do that. it's just there

my two favorite fruits are 1 pineapple 2 grape

steve lacy is a poet

yeah i think i think this too

every time I stay up late I wake up to a bunch of phone screenshots like this

laughed so hard i almost swallowed my tongue

so much of our modern world is so horrible but there are also roughly a million examples of New Thing That If I Saw It When I Was 5 I Would Have Fucking Exploded

every time I get a blood test and try to interpret the results I’m like oh some of these are counting stats and some are advanced stats

just learned that PJ Tucker is named Anthony after his father, and PJ is short for "Pops Junior." that is adorable and effective immediately i'm gonna start calling my son DJ (Daddy Junior)

i've never seen a badger before, which i feel is out of character. i think i give off "has seen a badger" vibes

tomat o’sandwich

minerals in my food??? you mean ROCKS? I’m not eating that garbage. mineral free food ONLY. I have received four podcast invites since composing this tweet

me: get a room the loving lovebirds: this is our room we live here me: fair play then carry on