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I’m starting to think that I’ll never get my tariff check

The Great Depression but with MMA is the next decade or so

Curiosity killmaxxed the cat

That hospital ship ever make it to Greenland?

600, up from 14

My mom follows me on bluesky just to make sure I don’t do drugs

Seems like APR deals on new cars has been shortened from a year or two to 90 days.

It’s Friday Night!

Poppyseed hotdog buns are great if you like more texture on your bun and want to test positive for heroin

The 2027 Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day. A day of reckoning for alot of marriages.

Check out the cock on my croissant

Mr. Beast paid me $12,000 to cut my hand off with a hatchet and eat it

Substack? Bruh bring back thriving suburban shopping malls

Normalize those fucking popcorn balls all year

Next time a final goes into overtime, we should be allowed to kill the president of FIFA

Eat Shit Trump! Spain Scored!

This is like watching bumper cars

NFL starts soon

He’s still alive. This sucks.