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At least Jack got a Magic card, that's a fine consolation prize

Plays pretty well, I should add. Koei Tecmo could have probably gotten away with just slapping some Fantasy Guy textures over Nioh and calling it a day, but they took the inexplicable concept that is this game and really did it well. Turns out "Dark Souls, but Final Fantasy+butt rock" RIPS

Homie, you know it's peak

In Turd We Trust

Admittedly, I haven't touched an EA game in a hot minute. But now? Not with a 10-foot pole.

Based af

I wonder if they adapted the Noah arc

Not my preferred way to read, admittedly

I can see it lol

You don't have to agree, but if you don't and tell me that, I will banish you to the Realm of Unmoving Traffic

What game would you let take you on a date?

The whole shebang is why I fuck with you, homie

Shooting you with the beam that gives you good vibes and attracts a good-ass job

Queen shit, these are great

If you here someone yelling "I'm gonna finish!!!," buddy, that's Sean

Genuinely a much better outcome, I've gotta say 🔥

This would have been a great post in 2015

Godspeed, soldier

I don'r know about it being "fun" or anything, but math is actually kind of satisfying when you don't have a grouchy, fed-up high school teacher serving it to you dry like a Popeye's biscuit