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It all used to be a lot more casual, I guess. The internet has made us believe that if we don't offer up a spicy opinion we'll be dragged over hot coals.

just nuke it for fun anyway, as a little treat

me at the hairdressers

we've been through the studio era, the auteur era, the indie era, and landed with a wet squelch in the corporate era

god, what a way to instantly ruin working at a cinema

This is true. And there was some truly weird stuff in the 90s. I miss that too.

yeah! Like it was fine, it that in itself was fine?? It was a diverting couple of hours, and now on with our lives

at the hairdressers yesterday, it was wall to wall 90s music, I had a ball 😂 I asked my lovely stylist about it and she said 'oh I think Tori chose the playlist, she's a 90s baby' and I crumbled unto dust.

the 90s now feel like a distant age in another land 🫠

it does seem to be unending...

imagine if Fifth Element came out now, the opinions you would be required to have. The Discourse. Exhausted just thinking about it.

And some of those films were bananas too. I went to see Fifth Element at Woolwich cinema. All I remember thinking on exit was 'huh, bit of a shame the film was broken up by audience members trying to stab each other'.

god, remember when we were normal about films? Remember when you didn't have to have an opinion about every single thing? I went to the local cinema almost every week in the late 90s, had virtually zero opinions. Knew nothing going in, nothing coming out. A peaceful age.

I suspect this is more effort than I, an weedy weed, are capable of

I will now be keeping an ear out...

I will be ready, and waiting...

Oh wow. This has just unlocked a memory!

as long as he doesn't squeak, he's fine... 😂

at that point I will construct a bandolier for my cans and go out into the world, seeking squeaky doors and fixing them as my legend grows

I have 249 mls of this wonder substance left!! What miracles shall I perform???