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Hacksaw Jim Duggan had hoes

Tech people love filling their brains with useless shit and that shit then spreads from their hands onto every sandwich they make.

Hi I'm the demon leading the INCITS T10 committee. I'm responsible for there being a bunch of different cables named shit like SFF-8436, SFF-8088, SFF-8087, AND QFSP. Someone once suggested we name the cables in an easily differentiated fashion and I EXPLODED HIS HEAD

Reading "bubdibugyo" in the same tune as Midnight Oil's "Helps Me Helps You"

I am from the same year as French manicure AND road warrior which is very me thank you.

UPS has a middle aged American Gladiators style hottie who delivers to my building and she's always super nice and hangs back to talk to regulars. FedEx uses a sort of hybrid leprechaun creature who after delivering my packages told a woman "you gotta come down I'm not hunting your fuckin apt down"

Presentation person just said "high b" for a graph and I was like DAMN HIGHBIES!