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He's going to wear a rafia thong to this premier I love him for it all

Are youse seeing this about a new film?? With old timey Olivia Coleman and a husband made of wicker?? And he's Alexander Skarsgaard???

Oh god yeah very stupid I will say

This might be the kind of thing you get lucky and find in a notiony area Oxfam if you have a spare morning for combing

Hell yeah

Are you saying this does or does not happen in Fargo, I haven't seen it

Cinematic realism!

Pitching my Backrooms sequel "Frontrooms" featuring that never-used living room at Nana's house where the furniture is covered in plastic and the air smells forbidden.

You know what else you never see ANY stage between "secretly pregnant and doesn't know it yet but will reveal this for plot" and "ready to pop at any moment and her water WILL break in 3-2-1"

I do not enjoy the phenomenon of Chekhov's Pregnant Woman (and pregnant woman who appears on screen will inevitably go into labour on screen), can people not just be pregnant for non plot reasons

I don't wish to claim him if I can avoid it

You're dead right there's simply no recreating a Dunnes or Clarkes coleslaw AND a zesty sesame celery and apple slaw is a great time

My favourite thing about the Vittorio Angelone Saudi Arms dealing joke is that initially he does fuck it up but because he knows it's good he just powers through and finds his way to the punchline and it makes the whole thing even more rewarding

I actually tried recently but was STUNG after buying what I thought was coldslaw that turned out to be disturbingly limp, sweet carrot and celery "salad"

It is remarkable how many different communities Mamdani represents as one single individual: immigrants, first gen kids, Indians, Africans, Muslims, straight husbands of bisexual women, socialists, Menswear Guy fanbase etc etc

I'll tell you what though come October I will want to hear all about it

The only saving grace is that we have a small child dining with us this evening so he at least held off on making it spicy

My fella is after pouring his heart and soul into this special Korean soup made with beef bones (?) that you have to leave cooking for a day and a night and while I am very grateful for this I do wonder if it had to be today, when the temperature forecast is 36°

Did you know? Both before and after winning a Nobel prize, Churchill was a committed racist.

The fund versus effort return just doesn't make sense and Irish country hotels just do not do it for me