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so you’re saying the episodes are draggin’

PRIMER (2004, dir. Shane Carruth)

yeah, definitely Cursèd

i do not regret to inform you that THE PRESTIGE still rips

yeah the end of the dark knight is “rendition has unintended consequences and no one should have the power of mass surveillance even if it has utility but also cops good” which like, Obama basically ran on that

not beating the racism allegations!

lmao that guy was defending platner well after the nazi tattoo was known

you can do it!!!

anyway i'm going to rewatch THE PRESTIGE while working which is actually nolan's best film as it's about obsessed weirdos who let their professional hangups get in the way of everything else in their lives

being able to fly around in a giant mech would fix me

if you're secretly jj abrams legally you have to tell us

yes. because. of. the. way. in. which. you. engaged. with. gita. get it? it's not that you have a different point of view. it's how you spoke to them. so you're either a bot, or a racist, or a racist bot. either way this is our last interaction. go fix your heart.

okay, you're not listening. so i'm going to be very blunt before i block you. you felt entitled to speak condescendingly to gita because of racism. you're being racist. got it? you're being racist. if you weren't being racist, you would have engaged with respect. log off and think about that!

why are you assuming i have not read the review in question? you're the one who showed up unsolicited to condescend to a critic of film and culture for more than decade. stop posting for two seconds and think about how you are speaking to Gita. think about why you feel entitled to speak that way.

"masticating"

no i'm keyed in on you being weird to a friend who has patiently taken precious time out of their day to repeatedly explain how a trope was misused in a review which is a point you have yet to acknowledge or engage with at all

we're actually talking about the article and what it's doing but keep going you're doing great this is VERY entertaining

TORY TIME AT THE MOVIES

"direct all criticism the TORY who by the way if i haven't mentioned is a TORY which explains EVERYTHING about his worldview and no way could the critic have misused A TROPE, inadvertently writing something RACIST, NOPE it's TORY TIME AT THE MOVIES"

brb becoming a huge 40k nerd for a year so i can competently write fake flanagan 40k monologue parodies