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It weighs 400 lbs

Oh damn we about to go Garf mode

X Money also sounds like something Deadpool would call Professor Xavier.

X Money sounds like an ill-conceived 90s X-Men character whose mutant power is rap.

We’ve got trailer sign 🚨

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I really liked the Odyssey, but "Our age of bronze is collapsing" = "Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."

Fiiiiiiiiiiiine she can come too

Never really understood man’s need to conquer and control nature until just now, when it hit me I must travel to Seattle to capture Jimothy the raccoon and make him my pet.

Absolutely 🫡

This prompt had me scrolling images of Nicole Kidman in “To Die For” until the stranger next to me at the bar looked over and noticed. Goddammit.

A story that crazy just has to be true.

I always felt Moo Deng was off-putting and repulsively wet, but I love Jimothy. It’s called taste.

Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters

Now that’s a picture!

Before he was Scrooge, he was… well, Scrooge I guess. Sorry for wasting your time.

We've got our own Odyssey of a man trapped on a ship just trying to get home and constantly putting his friends in danger which you can see in theaters!

Wildest thing about LeBron going to Philly is he asked me to help him move? I mean, he said he'll buy pizza, but we're not even that close.

Still wondering what that Cyclops cheese tasted like.

Love how prequels have to be like "Before all the interesting stuff happened, there was... less interesting stuff."